She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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