He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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