physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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