jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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