Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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