Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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