sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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