Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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