So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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