you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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