think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Randomize
