Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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