how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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