Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Randomize
