I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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