Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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