I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
