I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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