dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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