I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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