38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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