so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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