highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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