I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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