billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
