I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We named our party play list daddy issues
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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