maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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