Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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