I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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