Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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