dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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