i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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