You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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