How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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