glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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