help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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