I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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