Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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