i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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