gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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