Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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