How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We were destined to go to rehab together
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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