She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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