Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The air was thick with penises
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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