I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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