scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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