Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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