You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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