And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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