Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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