I think i sorta joined a cult last night
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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