Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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