just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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