Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
